Cancer Cookie


a cookie that have way to much sugar and unhealthy ingredients like cancer, aids and the flu. so when you’re baking cancer cookies be sure to take all the trash you can find, even the sh-t thats plugging up your sink. then you make one huge cancer cookie with the dough, almost like a cake, but a cookie. tehn stuff it in the microwave to ad the extra cancer to the dish.
jo: d-mn thats one h-ll of a cake
tom: naw brah, its a cancer cookie . cant you taste the aids?
tim: i could easily die for this sh-t

cancer cookie: a cookie thats dangerously good

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