one who is highly incapable of completing most tasks. sometimes he cares too much about his hair. has a caring heart. most ladies that don’t have blond hair are attracted to him
eric: “i wish my hair is as good as canden’s”
jeff:”i know ! i wish i could have his hair!”

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