candiru
a small parasitic catfish native to the amazon, that typically feeds off the blood of other fish. however is attracted to urine and has been known to swim up the v-g-n-/p-n-s/-n-s of nude bathers in the amazon river. once inside a human host it extends spines on its back lodging it firmly in place where removal is possible through extremly painful surgery, amputation of the organ or the use of herbal medicines that can dissolve the parasite.
i’m never p-ssing in the amazon cuz i don’t want a candiru to swim up my urethra.
a fish that lives in the amazon and it can swim in your p-n-s when you pee in the water and dont try and rip it out cause it will devover you d-ck
that guy got infected by the candiru fish when he p-ssed in the water
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