Candle Huffing


the annoying act of smelling every candle in a retail outlet that sells candles, including yankee candle, bb&b, cracker barrel, bath & body works, and others.
girl: let’s go to the mall.
guy: i can’t.
girl: why?
guy: i went to yankee candle last week and got kicked out for candle huffing.
girl: you’re a douchebag.
guy: but napa valley harvest smells so good. and clean cotton smells like new towels.

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