candlelit penetration
a scrumpet’s favorite thing, where during intercourse in a candlelit room, a man penetrates the v-g-n- while wiping the remains of his dirty toilet paper along the cl-t.
man: let’s go back to my place and have some candlelit penetration.
girl: ew, you’re nasty!
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