Candy Apple

a s-xual act, when a guy is having coitus with a girl and she is so wet her juices flow down his p-n-s coating his b-lls with sticky v-g-n-l secretions (like a candy apple).
she was so wet, she made a candy apple that he then put in her mouth.
a s-xual act performed when you shove your b-lls into a female’s hole while they are on their period.
john: hey did you and that hot girl have fun last night?
caleb: yeah man, i gave her a giant candy apple!
john: . . .
a f-cken toffee-apple, ya jerk.
darren said “candy-apple”, but he really means “toffee apple”
noun: body shape where most of the m-ss of the body is carefully balanced upon two skinny legs. spheroid object placed on top of a… stick (cylinder?!?).
“dude, i’d like to bob that apple.” – man one
“what you talkin’ ’bout, gee?” – man two
“that smokin’ candy apple. d-mn, she like a basketball balanced on top a pencil. you know how i like ‘dem strangely shaped women!” – man one
the shiny red ball of flesh that occurs when an -n-s prolapses, or in more dire circ-mstances the uterus itself
d-mn that girl got done up and dropped out. look at the candy apple on this sk-nk!
when you dip an apple into the toilet after taking a sh-t, and then put it back in the kitchen for your roommate to eat; used as a prank
r: b. why do you keep going to the bathroom with apples in your hand?
b: i like to call these the candy apples. my roommate is a nasty motherf-cker, so i think he’ll enjoy them
r: smh
while your woman is on her period you insert your b-lls into her bl–dy v-g-n- coating your b-lls in blood making them look candy apples then she licks off like shes eating a candy apple
my b-lls looked like a candy apple and she licked it all off