candy beans


a favorite candy of the bluth family in the show arrested development. it is unclear whether they are more similar to jelly beans or the hard-sh-lled boston baked beans.
stan sitwell’s fake eyebrow falls into the candy bowl.
stan- “that’s ok, i have a spare.”
gob- “i hope you have a spare bowl of candy beans!”

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