Candy Cunt Fucker
when the girl puts the candy in her v-g-n- and you start f-cking her with your p-n-s putting the candy further into her p-ssy then you eat it out
“dude, i was so bored last night with danielle so i candy c-nt f-cked her then ate it out of her v-g-n- and it went so far up it had sh-t on it.” “wow man, youre one h-ll of a candy c-nt f-cker.”
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