Candy Dealer


a person who deals candy to kids. please note, some kids smoke smarties, and snort them. however, a candy dealer can deal candy without going to jail. mostly used in middle schools and elementary schools. sells candy like tick tacs, smarties, fun dip, and other crushable candy crushed up.
jake: dude i got some extra dough from that candy dealer.
cyrus: should we smoke it or snort it?
dan: we should snort it with vinegar, so than we’d totally get high.

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