Candy Dog


a small brownish-red doberman who thinks she is human, is super sweet, and loves to snuggle, chase lizards and eat pup-a-roni’s.
person 1: did you see that little brownish red dog chasing lizards over there?

person 2: yea, she’s such a candy dog!

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