Candy Dulfer


possibly the most outrageous alto saxophonist ever. she isn’t normal. going to a candy dulfer concert would be like looking up john coltrane on pandora and only being able to hear blurred lines and get lucky… for the rest of your life. candy dulfer is so unoriginal, she sounds like will.i.am’s new music. she tastes like store brand creme cookies. some say that candy dulfer is the second incarnation of the slithering snaky satan from the garden of eden. don’t listen to candy dulfer.
-dude what are you listening to?
-candy dulfer, bro
–throws up-
candy dulfer (born 19 september 1969) is a popular dutch smooth jazz alto saxophonist. she started to play saxophone at the age of six. she has had her own band, funky stuff, since she was fourteen. her debut alb-m saxuality (1990) received a grammy award nomination. over the years she released nine studio alb-ms, two live alb-ms, and one compilation alb-m. she has performed and recorded songs with several other musicians, such as her father hans dulfer, prince, dave stewart, rené froger, van morrison, and maceo parker. for the dutch television series candy meets… (2007),
candy dulfer is the hottest girl alto sax player this side of mississippi!

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