Candy Sanchez


like a “dirty sanchez” except using v-g-n-l fluids. when a guy has s-x with a woman and rubs his p-n-s across her upper lip, putting her own v-g-n-l juices on her upper lip, making an authentic looking mexican mustache.
i didn’t want a dirty sanchez, so he gave me a candy sanchez instead.

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