Candy Wife
the woman your cheating on your real wife with. you get a snack from her while your missing out on the real meal, your wife.
i just got done with my candy wife before my wife came home.
term used for a non gay guy whose sweet and cooks.
matt is my candywife, dinner was ready when i got home.
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