candyopolis
the most awesome candystore in the whole world (well in my cr-ppy hometown lawton, oklahoma…)!!!!!omfgzerz! otay. i’m done.
i went to candyopolis to get a sugar high.
10 minutes later…
me:weeeeeeeee! i lurve 2 run into walls!.::promptly runs into wall::.yayzerz!!!ouchies!
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