cane toad


anything that is taken out of its natural environment, placed in another suitable one, and gets on the fast track to total world domination.

originates from the sugar cane toad, a native hawaiian toad that was introduced to australia to help control beetle population and has never looked back.
guy 1: did you see that new guy from j-pan? he doesn’t even speak english, but in a week he’s already been promoted to head of our department and i hear he’s knocked up the vp.

guy 2: what a total cane toad.
an australianism or aussieism for someone that resides or is born in queensland.
comes originally from a football war between two australian states, queensland and new south wales.
people from new south wales are also referred to as c-ckroaches, also because of the football war.
the canetoads are gonna kick the c-ckroaches -ss this state of origin match.
the act of humping someone
i totally saw you cane toading that girl last night

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