canine scale
based on a man’s age, this is a scale to cl-ssify men who prey on younger women to please their s-xual appet-te.
0-10: pup (too young)
11-15: mutt (laying around not knowing what to do)
16-21: dingo (just plain stupid)
22-26: fox (they think they’re slick and sly)
27-32: jackal (jack -ss)
33-40: coyote (almost ready to be serious)
41-50: wolf (salt and pepper but still s-xy)
51+: silver fox (self explanatory)
hugh hefner is a silver fox on the canine scale, while george clooney is right behind him as a wolf.
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