Canket


the combination of a cape and a blanket. essentially, that make-shift superhero costume you made as a child. tying a blanket around your neck and pretending it is a cape to make your self look way more awesome than you actually are. the canket has many advantages including:

1. attracting other secret superheros who mistake you for a real superhero
2. easily drawing people to your outstanding humor and charm
3. keeping you warm from three sides (similar to the widely known “snuggie”). basically a makeshift snuggie without those totally worthless sleeves which make it look dumb like a robe.
1. allie (person in canket): “woooshhhhhh i’ll save you!”
real superhero: “you’re a superhero too?! come, let me show you my layer…”

2. allie (still in canket): -jumping from chair to chair in the doctor’s office-
cute person: hahaha that girl over there is hilarious! i think i’ll go ask her out to dinner.

3. allie (in canket yet again): “burr i’m cold” -extends canket around arms, similar to wrapping herself in a blanket- “that’s better, thank g-d for my multi-purpose canket!”

Read Also:

  • Kyndallyn

    dark haired beauty with a dark ora, but once you get to know her you see a very bright person. don’t mess with this girl or her friends. she is very protective of her small group and will defend them at all costs. person 1: hey, let’s go med with lily. person 2: i wouldn’t […]

  • capilicious

    capilicious-adj-the act of being an awesome member of the capitini’s. that means being a motherf-cking boss, gettin’ all the b-tches, and being the most dope. dude 1-“yo man, that new kid’s so capilicious.” dude 2-“yeah, he’s stealing all the girls for prom.”

  • jack all

    absolutely nothing. syn: jack sh-t. i’m so bored, i have jack all to do.

  • eato

    (v) the act of a driver overriding the food destination request of the vehicle’s p-ssengers. ie, a food veto. bobbert (p-ssenger) – “lets go eat at carl’s jr.” sally (p-ssenger) – “yeah that sounds great!” burt (driver) – “no, i’m going to have to eato that idea. we’re going to outback”

  • Dgafer

    dgafer is a sort of acronym for one who don’t give a f-ck, thusly pursuing life in a manner of not caring about petty happening or matters of unimportance, leading a a free life. also a sort of pressure powered d-ld- punch device used to slowly torture women into ejaculating. why did you make out […]


Disclaimer: Canket definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.