Cankle Protector


a boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she’s actually gorgeous.
n: “dang, what’s up with our roommate?”
a: “he’s lost his marbles, he’s become a cankle protector.”
n: “yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman’s cankle, as if anybody would care.”
a boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she’s actually gorgeous.
n: “dang, what’s up with our roommate?”
a: “he’s lost his marbles, he’s become a cankle protector.”
n: “yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman’s cankle, as if anybody would care.”

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