canks

abbreviation of cankles.
an ebonics phrase used by black folk (or people who believe that they too, are black)to describe the fatty build up around the lower area of their legs. you see, little one, the morbidly obese have no differentiation between their calves and ankles, therefore “cankles” or canks for short.
m-giggly: b-doc, you can’t wear those flood pants when we go to the carnival!
b-doc: well why the j-zzle-dizzle not?
m-giggly: your canks be showin! youz nasty! im gonna get me some watermelon and biscuits!
for purposes of modern slang, the word was originally developed as a combination of the words c-ck and c-nt for the radio show “taste of the goods.” cunk sounded too much like c-nt for radio. cank made a better sound for a non gender specific insult involving the genetalia. the final meaning of “cank” is dumb, and doesn’t speak (as when arrested), and this stems from old english theives slang. it is also exactly what happens when someone has a cank in their mouth.
i enjoy eating cank.
don’t be such a cank.
i’ll bet they have huge canks.
my cank should meet your cank.
u.s military slang, meaning to cancel summarily
if you don’t shape up corporal, i will cank your promotion.
a woman which is both a c-nt and a sk-nk.
dang look at that rusty -ss cank!!!
a blend of the words w-nk and cack, to mean something is bad, or doesn’t look good.
“tash you need a new bag, your’s is ugly..”
tash replies..”yeah i know, this bag is cank!”
a nonviolent, attractive gang of girls who are s-xually active, usually between the ages of 11-18. also can be used as a reference to something cool.
carley: “let’s hang with cank.”
allie: “i wish i was a cank.”
nikki: “that ride is cankin’!”
kim: “we could cank that.”
masturbating/w-nking with a condom on.
person 1: “got any condoms?”
person 2: “why?”
person 3: “i need a cank, that’s why!”