Cannabian


a person who lives their life for cannabis, whether recreationally or medicinally. a true “cannabian” feels 4:20 pm arriving with enough foresight to roll a doobie in time. cannabians like hemp any/everything. they get the munchies and know exactly what combinations of doritos, chocolate cupcakes and strawberry milk will neutralize the cannabis and promote a sense of well-being that pharmaceuticals just cannot offer.
i am so cannabian that my dorm voted me ‘most likely to suck seeds’.

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