canned ass
when your -ss is so nice it could be canned and sold
like canned peaches
d-mn look at that canned -ss
nickname for a pale skinned, parasitic, liberal twot. she is a ho, if you have the dough. don’t fall hard for her after you pump a load in her snapper, she has a habit of jumping from guy to guy in a heartbeat. i would also like to add that she gives lousy bl-w j-bs(so-i have been told).
-see: candace in brockport/ghettos-ville rochester.
a variety of canned foods,including,all the chef boy r d products,spam,treet,vienna sausages,potted meat,ham spread etc.
we have all seen the canned -ss at the grocery store and we thought no one eats it. we ate canned -ss for lunch because we are locked in that f-ckin building all night.
Read Also:
- cannondale
a once great american bicycle company, now just another mcbike. the company had a failed attempt to manufacture atv and motocross bikes. this caused a bankruptcy and being purchased by a private equity holding company (pegasus). it looked as the company was back on track but no real advancement have been made since 2005. many […]
- canoe carnival
canoe carnival is a widely celebrated event in the medford lakes area where floats are displayed by many organizations on the lakes. the kids who live there tend to think of it as a great opportunity to smoke weed, or get wasted (along with any other day of their lives.) “dude when are we gonna […]
- canuckguitarist
r-t-rded brat who thinks he can insult like the big guys. that insult sounds like a canuckguitarist!
- Capite?
italian for “do you understand?” commonly used on the tv show full house. “look, you gotta spend money if you want to make money. capite?”
- Caps lock fooled
being told your p-ssword is wrong because you accidentally wrote it in caps lock —— ‘your username and p-ssword do not match. please try again.’ d-mn, i’ve been caps lock fooled….