Canned Bullshit


1) something incredibly wrong even more wrong than a normal bullsh-t.

2) a lie that is even more of a lie than a normal bullsh-t lie

3) somethint so exaggerated that can’t be definied just a bullhit. then it’s a canned bullsh-t.
” i can w-nk 5 times in a row and then f-ck 15 girls in a row …
…dude….that’s canned bullsh-t!”

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