cannediversary
n. the yearly anniversary of when you were canned (a.k.a. let go, downsized, considered redundant).
alternate use: canniversary
i’ve decided to throw a cannediversary party to celebrate the day i was tossed out of that corporate h-llhole. all the ladies will wear pink slips, we’ll serve canned foods, downsized items like mini weenies, have a bonfired and end it by letting some firedworks go off.
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