Cannibalistic Vegetarian


a person whom refuses to eat any animal products (i.e. meat…or anything that is torn off a non-human animal’s body.) but may be willing to eat the flesh of other humans. and babies.
man: why won’t that freak over there eat this hotdog made of cow -n-s?

woman: because she’s a cannibalistic vegetarian.

man: what the h-ll does that mean?

woman: stick your arm out in front of her and you’ll find out.

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