Cannoli Drunk


the act of getting so ridiculously drunk that your friends will recount your antics for longer than you are comfortable with.
dude, you were so belligerently drunk last night you were throwing cannolis at the dinner party.

i got so cannoli drunk at the concert that i thought the hot dogs afterwards were delightful.

i had enough beers to be so cannoli drunk that i p-ssed out on a picnic table at the local hillbilly raceway.

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