cannon fart
a fart that sounds like a cannon blast and leaves your -sshole at such a rapid speed that it shoots out a hard round nugget of feces like a cannon ball
-guy farts-
girl: oh what hit me?
boy: i just cannon farted on you! that was a cannon ball of my sh-t that hit you!
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