Cannon Law


“because” or “because i said so” a law invoked when asked the question why, after reasons have already been explained or to altogether avoid a question. more commonly used in the business world as a freebie p-ss to ignore an annoying person’s question. once used by chris brown when questioned by media after his release from detainment in pg county, following an -ssault on a h-m-s-xual male. other celebrities are also using this term. origination unknown.
i.e. after explaining a long a long marketing scheme in full detail, jim asks john(the presenter) a stupid or irrelevant question. john simply responds back ” thank you for your question, at this time, i am invoking cannon law. next question”

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