Cannonator


the destroyer of hopes and dreams. notorious for bad grades.
steve: the wrath of the cannonator was unleashed when we all failed without knowing it!!!

john: d-mn you cannonator!!!!!1
(n) the action describing hitting a person’s b-ttocks repeatedly with one’s fists. see also: cannonize, cannonation, cannonization
watch out, or she will bring the wrath of the cannonator on you.

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