Canoafie’s


can·oaf·ies

(pr-nounced/can-oaf-ees)

the little white bits of saliva that form on the side(s) of someones mouth,

usually when extremely trashed.
or from yelling when extremely angry & irate.
whoa! that guys heeaps munted!, check out his canoafies,

person 1- man, james was yellin’ at you pretty bad,
person 2- i know, you shoulda seen the canoafies he had goin

that’s guys been jibbering heaps of sh-t hey, did you see his canoafie’s?

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