Canoe Slapped
performing the cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with -rg-smic energy enough to knock the absolute f-ck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.
-dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
– man, i wath eating sthathy’s box out and that evil little bath’dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out’a me!
– dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! nice!
-f-ck you, i’m gay now…want a bl-wj-b?
-fine, but no teeth.
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