canoe
another name for v-g-n-.
mich-lle has a fat canoe!
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an oval shaped object with a slippery surface. can usualy fit about three men inside.
“look at that nice canoe”
the ship that all kurt/sam shippers are a part of. ajjizom on tumblr thought it up, and it stuck.
klainer: are you a part of the supermegafoxyawesomehot klaine train?
k-mmer: nope, i’m in the canoe.
at the burning tip of a blunt, when it starts to burn down farther on one side than on the rest of the blunt, it is canoeing. this can be fixed by wetting a fingertip with saliva and dampening the burned down end. this is not only with blunts either. this can easily happen with joints and it happens with cigarettes sometimes too.
dammit elliot! fix the canoe and then p-ss that blunt to hernando.
an unsinkable vessel that is usually found in the water, k-mmers can typically be found sailing on one that is battered, but never destroyed.
“what is that on the horizon?”
“the canoe paddling forward in a feat of never sinking no matter what.”
another name for the game more commonly known as flippy cup. used primarily in chicago.
we kicked their b-tts at canoe.
(verb) when a cig, joint or blunt burns further up one side than the other
hey jessie…this joint is canoeing fix it for me!
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