Canoli Sucker


pertaining to a young, italian female who has the lung capacity of michael phelps and dsl of angelina jolie, who can suck a soft ball through a water hose.
douche guido: “hey did you hook up with any girls at that party the other night?”

alpha guido: “yea chief, that party was full of canoli suckers.”

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