Canoot


(can-oot) – a tropical bird that lives in the depths of brain dysfunctions, caused by marijuana consumption, that is believed to have cannabis feathers. has similarities some-what of an owl.
“it’s a green and purple weed owl dude, common.”

“i saw a magnificent canoot when i took my twenty-third hit of a fat blunt.”

– josh
a subst-tute word for the amazing word c-nt…. this word canoot is great to use when you dont wnna get in trouble with c-nts who doesnt like the word c-nt!!!
yoo look its a c-nt!!

dont say that say canoot
why the f-ck wud i wnna say canoot its c-nt or nuffin
u f-cking canoot wanna fight ddgiraffe!!

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