can’t control time
can’t control time is a general phrase people use who are unwilling to accept responsibility for their own faulty time management.
7:30 am
person a: what are you still doing sleeping person b, i told you we have to be at the kids school at 7 45?!?
person b: god, don’t get so mad, i can’t control time
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