Can’t Leave the Hand
when a male finds no pleasure in any s-xual activity a female performs on him because he has perfected his own way to climax earlier in his life.
guy #1: so i was drilling this girl for about 45 minutes and i found no satisfaction at all.
guy #2: sounds like you can’t leave the hand man…
guy #1: :'(
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