cantasy


a s-x fantasy or act you would actually do except that current circ-mstances prevent it.
my wife won’t ask her hot friend to join us in a threesome, so it shall remain my cantasy.
mutilation of the words “can’t” and “fantasy”.

describes a fantasy that is just too plain weird for either party to fulfill.
girl: i will not partic-p-te in your sick can’tasy!

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