cantohlohpe boy


aka: garcon melon-leau
he’s friends with bush baby and bean dip.lil one and cheney also make some mad fun of this kid.he’s a sophmore at san marin hs and has h-lla jacked up teeth.the reason he got named “cantohlohpe boy” was because of this hideous orange plaid shirt he always wears.and the fact that lil one cant spell “cantaloupe.”and he’s f-cking short.and he thinks lil one can surf.
i think he might have this secret crush on cheney….hmmmm….
oh god, cantohlohpe boy has on that freaking ugly -ss plaid shirt again.

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