canyon crest academy
a very wealthy high school in the carmel valley neighborhood of san diego. students here are very motivated and take 5+ ap courses each year, along with having an internship and playing varsity sports, to look compet-tive for colleges. students are also very invested in the arts, and many go on to julliard. however, because they ended the lottery, it’s more like neighboring torrey pines high school, and is overcrowded.
ted: “what’s a real high school like?”
paul: “i don’t know, i went to canyon crest academy”
canyon crest academy is a public high school within the san dieguito union high school district that serves grades 9-12. canyon crest academy is mostly an upper cl-ss school with students from rancho santa fe, fairbanks, carmel valley, del mar, solana beach, and encinitas. the students mostly drive mercedes, bmw’s, lexus, and other nice cars. but don’t let this fool you. canyon crest academy is well known for their outstanding academics, athletics, clubs and programs such as envision, and the arts. technology is brand new with teachers having smart boards (touch screen white boards), projectors, computers, and labtops. canyon crest academy’s first graduating cl-ss will be in 2008, where the senior legacy will forever live on.
canyon crest academy students work hard and play hard.
secret zombie research labaratory in which mad scientists teach biology and manage to defy the laws of physics by burning coffee. the zombie research labaratory is located in the subsystems below the school only accessable through elevators not available to students. the only other access to the lab is the window underneath the library, which looks out onto the band rooms. several students have been taken into the labs for testing. these students often return to campus with symptoms such as bags under their eyes, being fond of the word “amazing” and possessing symptoms similar to those found in attention deficit disorder patients.
chris redfield: dude where are all these zombies coming from????
leon: i think the source is canyon crest academy…
jill: d00d thats amazing!!!
teacher: feel my burning coffee! nregghhhhhh!!!
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