Cap-it
to slap your hand on top of your c-ck when you are ready to blow your load to keep the c-m from going everywhere.
i was f-cking that chick so hard that if i came inside her it would blow her uterus up, and if i pulled out, it would have sprayed the wall. so did the only thing i could – i had to cap-it and puddle the giz on her belly.
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