Cap Trick


a “cap trick” is when mike green of the professional ice hockey team the washington capitals tricks people into thinking he is worth the sp-ce he currently occupies, when he, in fact, does not.
guy #1: “whoa man, check it out! there’s mike green, totally deserving of the sp-ce he’s currently occupying!”
guy #2: “no man, he actually doesn’t deserve any of the sp-ce he occupies, ever.
guy #3: “oh snap. that’s a cap trick if i’ve ever saw one.
girl #1: “i’m never having s-x with any of you.”

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