Cape Cod League
also known as “bush league.” this is the lowest cl-ss of women on the farm team system who do not even merit a 1 on their appearance. in other words, these women would be very ugly and weather beaten and are generally avoided like the plague by most right-minded men looking for a significant other or just a f-ck buddy to share their lives with.
dave: hey guys, meet my new girlfriend fatima.
-disgusting 600-pound porker walks in with her footsteps almost sounding like she could make the ground shake-
mike: what the?!!
richard: oh sh-t…
eric: so um, where you from? boston?
fatima: (bellowing) why do you ask?
eric: well um, you remind me of this girl i met in uhhh… cape cod.
fatima: whaat?! are you calling me cape cod league?! you’re dead little man!
eric: oh no!!! -gets thrown through window-
fatima: i may be a bit healthy, but check this out! -flashes everyone; rolls upon rolls of blubber flop out-
richard: for the love of g-d…
mike: i share that feeling man.
dave: more cushion for the pushin’ baby! awwwww riiiight!
mark h. ud contributer since february 2004.
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