capital one


sl-tty industry standard of hooking up with no h-ssles and all of the rewards. not to be confused with a relationship or any other type of committment. keep it uncomplicated.
naw, man, she’s just some capital one.
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another name for the exclamation point. “!” is the majuscule or upper case form of the character “1.”
every time i write numbers in my lab reports i use capital one instead of just one. i tried to type one thousand fourhundred three and came up with “!403.”

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