Caple
to spill food on one’s clothes during the process of eating (occurs primarily in a restaurant).
cleatus and billy bob (a couple of slack-jawed yokels) were sucking down breakfast at the waffle house and cleatus spills b-ttery syrup all over his overalls.
“dag gummit, billy bob! i capled my weddin’ britches!
like ‘down with it’ but cooler
oh my god that’s so caple!
someone who is down with the kids; a true youngster
that lady is looking very caple today
a man who is basically the biggest lying b-st-rd that you will ever meet. he steals from friends and family, he tells lies that make ‘baron munchausen (watch the film it’s great!)’ seem like a really truthful guy, and worst of all, despite partic-p-ting in full ocntact sports, he never washes!! so to sum it up, a caple is a smelly, lying, thieving w-nker
christ mate, you smell worse than caple today!
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