Cap’n Crush
the delicious combination of captain morgan and orange crush originated by easycore singer tyler white in the suburbs of detroit, michigan. tastes like a creamsicle. the addition of orange crush lowers the bite of the rum and enhances the taste all together. usually consumed in a water bottle, when half a fifth of captain morgan’s is left, or just chasing captains with crush.
other flavors of crush and even other kinds of orange soda can be used and still qualify as cap’n crush but nothing beats the original combination.
eating a bowl of cap’n crunch during your intoxication off the drink is recommended.
last night that cap’n crush totally snuck up on me
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