Cap’n Henry
(1) a green pirate that lives in an outhouse on an island. he likes to call his business “swishy swishys” and often uses it to build things. he also enjoys skateboarding.
he is part of the cap’n henry clan along with davis, rachel, and henry wink.
(2) a religion created by cap’n henry. cap’n henry is all seeing and all knowing, and likes to make sure you’re healthy and avoid constipation.
(1) i wonder what cap’n henry’s up to today.
(2) i just joined the cap’n henry religion and so should you! smile! cap’n henry loves you!
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