Capping a fart
capping a fart is the process of capturing your own fart g-sses in your sealed, cupped hands. usually followed by throwing it into the face of someone nearby.
i had had it with jim’s coy retorts, and barbed comebacks. the moment we sat down at the french restaurant, i hiked my skirt up under the table, reached down with both hands – carefully capping a fart to throw at him.
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