capri-sun vodkas


a drink promising side effects that will; render you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and then will theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high cl-ss russian stripper
omg  i cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be sl-t dropping  to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of  tobey maguire as spiderman in no time

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