Capt. Samaritan


he is the man who helps anyone in distress. his areas of “good samaritan” expertise are rescuing kitty cats from fire escapes, fetching items off top shelves in grocery stores, digging young women’s cars out of snow banks and letting the bad drivers of the world know when they make an error on his road…(not on his watch, sister!!!)

his uniform of choice are his throw-back, green&yellow track pants and a t-shirt depicting the joker. (black puffy vest is optional)

when captain samaritan isn’t out making the world a better place, he can be found in the gym rockin’ and shockin’ it, on his sofa watching hockey/home reno shows with a libation, or cramming his face with all you can eat fishy! one day the world will erect a statue of this superb specimen of a man… in the meantime, he will continue to do good deeds and take it one day at a time!
elderly woman- “help anyone!! that young hoodlum has stolen my purse!”

capt. samaritan- “i will help you little old lady!”

young student- “geez, i wish captain samaritan was here to help me with my homework”

“don’t worry billy, captain samaritan will conjugate those verbs for you!”

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