Captain Ahab
while you and a fat chick are in the water, have her bob down so only the -ss of the girl is sticking out such to resemble a whales blowhole, you then stand on the side of the pool waiting to slay the “white whale” in the blowhole, finishing off with a dismount and inserting into whichever hole he pleases, slaying the white whale.
yo man i gave this chick a captain ahab last night. i stuck that sh-t to the mothaf-ckin whale yo.
a person who has a particular affection for large white women. referencing melvill’s novel moby d-ck.
my friend tyrone is a huge captain ahab. he hangs out around jenny craig on friday nights.
1.chubby chaser.
2.someone who really likes whale sized women.
3.refers to his b-n-r as a harpoon.
4.uses ham for cologne.
so i heard captain ahab took jen out for some ham. sounds like a hot date.
that chick must be like 500 lbs. i’ll bet captain ahab would love her.
adjective;
1.a male that goes out to a bar and ends up going home with a fat chick( see whale).
2. the leader of a group of dudes trying to pickup fat b-tches on a bar.
steve: man i saw jeff last night with two moby d-cks!
tom: oh no! he is such a captain ahab!
the act of gathering the folds of fat on a whale’s (particularily plump girl) stomach and then proceeding to jab them repeatedly with your p-n-s, or ‘harpoon’, and then hollering “thar she blows!” as you c-m.
one night at the ol’ slag, me mate,ishmael, suggested that i “captain ahab” the bedraggled sea-wh-r- beached at the table aft ours.
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