Captain America
when your engaging in intercourse with a girl, releasing your seamen into the condom, removing the condom and then swinging over your head, striking her in the face and then procaliming “justice!”
1) last night was my first captain america.
an advanced technique of table hockey, in which a player throws his or her mallet, similar to how captain america throws his shield, at an unprotected puck lying close to the opposing player’s goal. opinions on the legality of this technique vary: some say the mallet crossing the halfway line is an illegal move, but others contend that while the mallet is in motion, the throwing player’s hands do not cross the line.
“dude, you just captain america’d that ho!”
is when the male s-x partner picks up the female, throws her like a boomerang shield and catches her with his p-n-s on her return
the captain america is my new favorite position.
verb: the act of giving someone a facial in self defense. using your partners face as captain americas shield to protect yourself from your own shots.
sarah came over the other night, things got out of control and i ended up having to captain america her.
this is when you are receiving a bl-wj-b from a woman and when she pulls back, you then proceed to grab her by the hair and thrust her face into your n-ts-ck, humming the captain america theme. and when she pulls back with an angry look in her eyes, you put your hands over your eyes in a mask style, and scream “justice!”
man 1: hey, isn’t your girlfriend mad at you, bro?
man 2: “yeah, she’s mad because last night she pulled back and i captain america’d that -ss.”
a s-x move in which the user flings his/her partner across the room, crashing into a group of n-z- foot-soldiers and scattering them like duckpins.
get ready, baby; i’m going to treat you to the captain america.
follow the set up for the donkeypunch/tony danza maneuver, but after exclaming ‘whos the boss?!’ reach under the bed for the convieniently located trash can lid , grip it ala captain america style, and knock that b-tch over the head while yelling ‘ captain america’
she though the captain america was bad, good thing i didnt do the iron man
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